Screw Politics

It's all happening just as certain prognosticators said.  Conservatives have responded to Romney's loss by saying that he wasn't nearly conservative enough.  The mainstream Republicans realize this is not so, people like Christ Christie and Jeb Bush are giving these speeches where they say things like "no longer can we write off entire chunks of the populace" and "the face of the Republican Party should be the face of every American."  The hardcore right is having none of it.  Heck, they won't even invite gay Republican groups to the CPAC conference.  They are rallying around outsider figures like Ted Cruz and Rand Paul, digging in and erecting ideological barriers, and talk more about civil war with their fellow Republicans than with the Democrats.  If a politician shows any tolerance of gay marriage, gun control, or immigration reform, they are branded as traitor to the Teabagger cause.  The Teabaggers are supposed to be all about taxes, but they don't even talk about taxes any more, all they talk about is guns and the unlimited access to them they desire.

2016 -- massive primary slugfest between Jeb Bush and Rand Paul, with the bruised winner going down against Hillary.

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Michael Bay

I just read that Michael Bay is making a new movie version of "Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles" and the Megan Fox is going to play April O'Neil.  I shudder, but then i think... you know what?  Good.  I'm glad that Michael Bay is keeping busy destroying properties that i liked as a kid, but really couldn't give a crap about now.  Some adults retain their affection for the Turtles or the Transformers, but thankfully i'm not one of those sad bastards. 

You know what they should let Bay ruin next?  Voltron.  Come on, that'd be epic.  MORE giant robots and explosions.  And the five young pilots would all be, you know, hip and extreme mad bustas or whatever.  The leader would be a jock with a heart of gold, naturally, and there'd be a hyperactive nerd who can hack everything with his iPad, and a craaaaaazy whack black dude who'd be loud and cowardly and stuff, and the girl pilot would be this total radical awesome slut who wants to fuck the jock, and she'd be played by Megan Fox, and then there'd be a fifth one, i don't know, wasn't there a big fat guy?  Yeah, one of the original pilots was a fat guy.  So he'd just be this fatass who tries to eat everything.  And his Voltron Lion would also be fat.  And at one point the fat Lion would sit on a bad guy and crush him with his gigantic ass.  My god... this would be the ultimate team. 

Jock.  Nerd.  Black Guy.  Slut.  Fat Guy.

Together they would form the ultimate Voltron, and they'd be fighting.  Uh.  Robot aliens.  Who cares.

KAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOM.

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