If you've ever seen Donnie Darko or certain episodes of Star Trek, then you know that bubble realities exist. Every once in a while, the Universe Prime spits out a temporary, false reality that exists for a short amount of time, allowing characters to experience some delicious bit of unreality, before collapsing back into the spacetime manifold.
This, i think, happens to Teabaggers on a pretty frequent basis. Take last week, when the following imaginary scenario bubbled up from the ether before collapsing under the weight of reality.
-- Someone suggests that truckers might, should, will stage a massive protest by blockading the DC beltway in their rigs. The entire city of Washington will grind to a halt.
-- A leaked "secret" journal at Redstate.com proves that Obama will deploy the National Guard to disperse the rolling patriots, in the name of national security.
-- Things will turn ugly, shots will be fired, it will rage out of control.
-- Teabaggers everywhere are aghast at this shocking abuse of authority, and take to the interwebs to blather "in terms of “level of agitation and unrest”, I see no way this motherfucking Marxist and his politoboro can survive another three years. No way!"
-- Impeachment proceeding begin! And hundreds of thousands of yokels descend on the White House to demand the ouster of the wicked king.
....then, none of that actually happens. But the poor baggers are left almost believing that it did. It... might have happened? It could have happened, if it had happened it would have happened just as the internet buffoons imagined.
I mean, can you believe that Obama sat in the White House, snickering and masturbating while patriotic Real Americans were pulled from their cabs and shot in the back of the head? I know, i was shocked. Too bad it didn't happen. That would have been just, well, shocking.
Bubble realities.
Wait!
We have word of a new bubble reality forming in the Northeast.... it looks like a technical glitch has caused EBT cards to stop functioning for a time. Our yokel sources claim that this is a "test run" for the "big one," an upcoming Obama-caused disaster in which all food stamp cards are revoked, causing millions of young hungry black males and other minority urban youths to flee the cities, and overrun suburbia in order to rape and pillage the well-stocked pantries and virtuous white wives of the Real Americans.
Buy some more guns, people, shit is about to get real.
in
terms of “level of agitation and unrest”, I see no way this
motherfucking Marxist and his politoboro can survive another three
years. No way. - See more at: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=51485#comments
in
terms of “level of agitation and unrest”, I see no way this
motherfucking Marxist and his politoboro can survive another three
years. No way. - See more at: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=51485#comments
in
terms of “level of agitation and unrest”, I see no way this
motherfucking Marxist and his politoboro can survive another three
years. No way. - See more at: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=51485#comments
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