I'm rubber and you're glue.

Why do conservatives always pull out some inane variation of "everything you know is wrong?"

We're not racists, it's the people fighting racism who are the real racists.

We're not theocrats, it's the people who don't believe in religion who are the real theocrats.

Rednecks who stockpile guns and scream about watering the Tree of Liberty aren't violent -- it's the hippies and peaceniks who are the real violent ones.

Sigh.

I sometimes wish things worked that way, so that barbecued spareribs could be the real health food, and grapefruits were the real junk food.

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