Sarah Palin goes parasailin'.

Huh, Sarah Palin has officially left FOX News.  I guess she's going even rogue-ier.  The teabaggers like to claim that our political overclass drove her away somehow, because they are hereditary lords who won't allow a "common citizen" to grab the reins of power.  Nah.  I think it's just a case of a common citizen being overwhelmed by sudden money.  I'm no different.  If i had some kind of whirlwind year where i ended up with 5 or 10 million in the bank, i would intend to work hard and further my artistic career... but then if you tried to find me in six months, i'd be in Tokyo, or London, or Whistler, British Columbia... just eatin' expensive sushi and trying to score with foreign chicks.  And learning to ski.  And going to a lot of concerts.  Dude, you've got to come to BC and try this sushi, it's amaaaazing!  Let's go skiing!


I'm sure i'd return to the world of arting at some point, but i'd have to get really bored with sushi.  And skiing.  And chicks.  Because i'd have never had that kind of money before, and the possibilities would be too much to handle.

As for the teabaggers, it's funny to see them try to twist the fabric of reality to make a universe in which Sarah Palin is an average citizen, but Barack Obama was born to be a hereditery lord.  In this universe, they were born about equal, regular people from non-privileged families, and both coincidentally born in one of our rare noncontiguous states.  They ran a race and one lost and the other won.  No!  they scream, Obama was born to obscene privilege and raised by George Soros and Bill Ayers and and secret cabal of lefty powermongers and groomed since birth and given the Presidency!  He's utter royalty somehow!  This has to be true or my worldview is suddenly for shit!

Come back to reality, my pretties.  Come back.

Or not.

In fact, go wherever Sarah Palin is going.

Away.  Away from here.

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